Stay Away From Dry Toilet Paper

It probably can’t be said enough but stay away from dry toilet paper! The last thing your poor hemorrhoid needs is a gritty, 2 ply, please lord no, dry as kindling piece of toilet paper being dragged over it. Literally, no one wins here. If you gotta do the business out in public, plan ahead and get yourself some baby wipes or wet wipes. Honestly, wet wipes will feel like an oasis of soothing pleasure on that ju-jube of a hemorrhoid popping out of your butt. It’s the difference between crying tears of joy or burning pain.

There is one other option here. Take that dry as a desert T.P and run it really quickly under a sink faucet. You just want it damp, lest you run the risk of it disintegrating on your backside.  This requires some foresight, especially if doing the deed in a public washroom. But that’s your reality: when you’ve got hemorrhoids, you gotta think ahead to save the behind.